This holiday season, as parents tuck their kids snugly in bed, there's no need to forgo the spirit of Christmas. Instead, turn the spotlight on some hilarious, thrilling, and downright outrageous adult-oriented Christmas films. Perfect for post-kid movie nights, these selections prove there's plenty of cheer to be had even when the little ones are asleep!
Starting with the cult classic Jack Frost (1997), this campy horror flick takes the beloved figure of snowmen and spins it on its head. After dying during a freak accident, the spirit of the convicted serial killer Jack Frost returns reincarnated as a murderous snowman. Jack Frost combines humor with horror, ensuring it remains unsuitable for younger viewers. Someone might want to tuck away those holiday decorations before watching!
Then there's The Holdovers (2023), set against the backdrop of 1970s New England. The film centers on Paul Giamatti's character, a cranky prep school teacher, who finds himself supervising students stranded on campus during Christmas break. Alongside him are unforgettable performances by Da'Vine Joy Randolph and Dominic Sessa, where deep connections emerge. This film captures raw human emotions interwoven with personal struggles, making it more of a heartfelt tale than just comedic.
For those who enjoy the thrill of horror mixed with holiday chaos, The Lodge (2019) nails the essence of being snowed-in at Christmas. Two children are trapped with their soon-to-be stepmother at a secluded cabin, where eerie flashes from her cultish past raise the tension. Their situation spirals, echoing the core dread of holiday loneliness turned sinister.
Trading Places (1983) brings humor through the lens of class reversal. Starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd, the plot revolves around two men, one wealthy and one streetwise, whose lives are flipped all around due to the whims of two wealthy brokers. This classic encapsulates the essence of social commentary wrapped up thinly with festive cheer, making it much more than just another holiday film.
If you’re feeling nostalgic for slasher flicks, Black Christmas (1974) is hard to resist. This horror movie layers Christmas cheer over gruesome murders happening at a sorority house. Tension builds through disturbing phone calls, creating atmosphere and jump scares akin to what Halloween lovers often crave.
On the more comedic side, Bad Santa (2003), featuring Billy Bob Thornton, is not just about holiday cheer but about scamming. With rude humor and raw depiction of holiday idiosyncrasies, this dark comedy chronicles the misadventures of Thornton's character, who operates as Santa at various malls. His antics, which include drinking heavily and conning retailers during Christmas time, feel like the perfect antidote for anyone who feels burned out by traditional holiday movies.
Continuing with comedy, A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011) takes audiences on another irreverent ride, reuniting the duo for outrageous holiday adventures. Filled with wild escapades, the film boasts hilarious moments, from wacky predicaments to touching gestures about friendship.
Meanwhile, Die Hard (1988) controversially stacks up as one of the most debated holiday films. Bruce Willis's portrayal of John McClane standing up against terrorists on Christmas Eve offers action and excitement, showing us how holiday spirit can linger even amid chaos.
Then there’s Office Christmas Party (2016), where workplace dynamics go awry as employees come together for one last blowout before settling down. It's filled with comedic risks by A-listers like Jennifer Aniston, Kate McKinnon, and Jason Bateman, promising laughs along the way.
For those wanting cinema wrapped under darker themes, Violent Night (2022) shakes up traditions where Santa becomes the hero ready to take on criminals during his gift-giving night. With David Harbour taking the lead, this film does Christmas action with style. Just what’s needed to spice up holiday viewing.
Finally, Krampus (2015) introduces folklore to the holidays with the story of how neglecting holiday spirit brings doom. Fans of the supernatural will appreciate its chilling twist on Christmas cheer, as family discord conjures the titular demon.
This holiday season, whether seeking laughs or thrills, adult-oriented Christmas films offer something for everyone after the little ones are asleep. So grab the popcorn, kick back, and let these films remind you why the holidays are not just about kids' joy—but can be just as enjoyable for the adults, too!
