Nikki Glaser made her mark at the 2025 Golden Globes with her bold and humorous opening monologue, showcasing her dual talents as both comedian and host of this prestigious event for the first time. Dubbed "Ozempic's biggest night" by Glaser, her remarks struck chords both with attendees and viewers at home.
The monologue, lasting just under ten minutes, featured sharp jabs at some of Hollywood’s biggest stars, including Timothée Chalamet, Harrison Ford, and Ben Affleck, among others. "This feels like I finally made it. I’m in a room full of producers at the Beverly Hilton and this time all of my clothes are on. It was worth it," she began, sparking laughter immediately.
With the gravitas of the occasion looming, Glaser promised not to roast her famous audience too harshly, maintaining, "I’m not here to roast you. And how could I? You’re all so famous, so talented, so powerful. I mean, you could really do anything — except tell the country who to vote for. But it’s okay. You’ll get them next time!" Such statements exhibit her style, combining relatability with critique, humorously nudging the Hollywood elite about their influence on politics.
References to popular films also entertained the crowd. "Wicked, Queer, Nightbitch — these are not just words Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms. These are some of the incredible movies nominated tonight," she quipped, which received mixed reactions ranging from giggles to gasps.
Glaser brought audiences to their feet with her take on Zendaya’s recent films, proclaiming, "Zendaya, you were incredible in Dune. I woke up for all of your scenes. And Challengers? That was more sexually charged than Diddy’s credit card," adding layers of humor to her commentary by linking celebrity gossip with film critiques. Diddy, currently embroiled in serious allegations, was the subject of some of Glaser’s most controversial jokes.
Taking another swing at current events, Glaser remarked, "The Bear, The Penguin, Baby Reindeer. These are not just things found in RFK’s freezer. These are TV shows nominated tonight". This joke cleverly tied comedy with cultural relevance, blending satire with commentary on political figures and their peculiarities.
Not one to shy away from musicals, Glaser reflected on her knowledge of Wicked, humorously stating, "I did not know much about Wicked going before this year because I had friends in high school. Everyone loved it. My boyfriend loved it. My boyfriend’s boyfriend really loved it."
She concluded the night with what became her signature advice for nominees, saying, "If you lose tonight, please just keep in mind the point of making art is not to win an award. The point of making art is to start a tequila brand so popular you never have to make art again." This lighthearted yet pointed commentary left attendees with smiles, celebrating both their efforts and the purpose of creativity beyond accolades.
Glaser's hosting style elicited reactions ranging from rollicking laughter to raised eyebrows, proving her ability to navigate the complex waters of entertainment with fierce humor. While some might argue certain jokes crossed lines, it’s clear Glaser brought back the fun to the Golden Globes, remembering the past vibrancy when Ricky Gervais hosted eloquently. With her unique blend of roast-style humor and genuine appreciation for filmmaking, Nikki Glaser set the perfect tone for the 2025 Golden Globes.
Her presence, wit, and commentary shone brightly as she embraced her role and built anticipation for the night. The Golden Globes, often perceived as the launchpad for awards season, found fresh energy through Glaser's adept handling of comedic responsibilities.